“The songs are so good.”  
— NEXT Magazine

My new boyfriend's a copper.

But his tastes are not always proper.

When we climb into bed, he becomes a real pig.

Still, I've found an attraction

To the lure of his boarish action.

So just hand me a fork

‘Cause my hunger for pork is real big.


Some handcuffs of my own…

A vest with real chain link…

I bought some chaps this afternoon.

They're naugahyde, I think.


We've cock rings and a collar

And a few toys in between.

Amyl-nitrite fills our lair

Someplace obscene.



He trims his thick mustache.

I love to shave his head. 

He bulges in his uniform —

Both in and out of bed.


By night he is my king of beasts.

By day he's just a queen

With a fetish that we share

For Vaseline.


Between my nightly spankings

And the "yes sir's" with salutes,

I kiss the ground he walks on

And his huge…  tremendous…  twelve-inch…  boots.



I'm his submissive bitch.

He's Daddy, he knows best.

He grabs the gloves and Crisco…

You can fill in all the rest.


Our love reads like a story from

Tom of Finland magazine. 


I may be sore;

Still, I'll explore

Someplace obscene.



copyright: Miloscia Music

Music by Kenneth Kacmar

from “Boys WIll Be Boys”

Someplace Obscene

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Performed by

Darren Dunstan


Accompaniment by Wendy Bobbitt Cavett

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All Lyrics by Joe Miloscia