“The songs are so good.”  
— NEXT Magazine

Some boys only get their thrills

Sniffing powders and popping pills.

That’s okay for some gay boys

Who need help to survive.

Those boys only get their kicks

Sipping cocktails and turning tricks.

That’s living for some gay boys

Who won’t see forty-five.

But I ain’t that kinda guy.

I’m tired of all the Met-Rx I’ve had to swallow,

All the disco I’ve had to play,

All the fashions I’ve had to follow.

Startin’ today, I’m kickin’ the “K”.

Some boys are the height of vain —

Built the biceps but not the brain.

That's sexy for some sissies...

For rough, tough, buff missies to be.

But "some gay boys" ain't me.

I had a dream...

I saw it without poppers.

All about parties not on the circuit,

Give it a chance. You know you should shirk it.

I had a dream,

Just as real as could be, Mary.

South Beach fell into the sea, Mary

Madonna’s sinking as she vogues...

Trust me girls, forget Fire Island.

Let the Pines slip into the ocean.

Don’t buy any more Barbra Streisand.

Set a limit to your devotion.

Cut Beyoncé and Rihanna.

Dump the Dolce.  Ditch the Gabbana.

Oh, what a dream —

A fabulous dream, baby.

And in it I helped some eighty young bucks, baby…

I helped them all, baby.

All eighty young bucks, baby!


(You ain’t gettin’ no STD’s from them ‘hos!)

That’s right.  I’m gonna find me one good man.

One good man and get myself out!

Good-bye to D.K.N.Y.

Good riddance to all the losers I’ve had to ‘ho through.

All the Daddies I’ve had to lay,

All the twinkies I’ve given blow to.

Chelsea boys, get outta my way!

Some gay boys may get ahead

With their butts up, face down in bed.

That’s pumping for some sonnies —

Those trim, dim, gym bunnies, I can see.

Well, they can thrust and squat.

But not me!!

copyright: Miloscia Music

Music by Kenneth Kacmar

from “Boys WIll Be Boys”

Some Gay Boys


Performed by

Tyler Marcum

Accompaniment by

Wendy Bobbitt Cavett



All Lyrics by Joe Miloscia