BOBBY

The night has come. 

The moment’s here.

The lifelong dream

of every queer.


The stage is set. 

It’s time to strut.

One prick can burst this bubble, but…


Ladies and gentlemen, presenting… in person… our six-foot-two… bundles of dynamite…Bobby’s Boys!


LUKE

What?!


BOBBY

Just go with it, will you!  Follow my lead…


Our op’nin’ is designed to delight you.

Our op’nin’ is a gift to excite… You.


Our members are all pumped to thrill.

First we’ve got this hole we need to fill.


C’mon Luke, help me out here.


BOBBY/LUKE

Our op’nin’ is delicious and sassy.

The best brassy bit of bravado four gay boyS can bring.

What a mouthful, there’s no doubt!


BOBBY

Just say the word and we’ll pull out—

Our opening. 


LUKE

Our opening.

Hey.  This isn’t so bad.  I think we’ve got something here.  Kick it up boys.


WILLSON

Our op’nin’ is a sight to astound you.


BOBBY

Sing out Louise!!


TYLER

Our op’nin’ is the biggest around too!


BOBBY

Sparkle, Neeley.  Sparkle!


ALL

We’ve set the stage and dimmed the light.

So throw your legs up and hold on tight.


TYLER

Ugh!  I can’t take this.  It’s too hard.


LUKE

I bet you say that to all the boys!


BOBBY

C’mon guys!


ALL

Our op’nin’ can be brazen and bouncy.

Though we may be cunning lil’ linguists,

Our tonguing can sting.


There’s no pun we couldn’t spin.


LUKE

Just work it up, we’ll put it in...


ALL

Our opening.


BOBBY

That’s disgusting!


ALL

Our opening.


BOBBY

Pig!!


(All MEN, except BOBBY, are really having fun now)


WILLSON

We’ve got jugglers who keep their balls up.


BOBBY

Jeez.


LUKE

We’ve got crooners and comics too.


BOBBY

Nice.


TYLER

We’ve got boys with top-billing on Broadway 


BOBBY

Good.


LUKE

And two who bottomed for Chi Chi LaRue.


BOBBY

Ugh!


ALL

We can bounce like the curls in Hairspray,

As we’re doing each other’s doo!

We’ve got kick lines just like The Producers.


WILLSON

and hands up our butts like Avenue Q!


BOBBY

Our op’nin’…   Our op’nin’…


ALL

Our op’nin’…   Our op’nin’…


BOBBY (giving in, playing along with the puns)

Ya know I belong to a man.


TYLET

And the man he belongs to is Stan.

(waves to Stan in audience.) Hi Stan!


LUKE

And when we say, “Oh,

You’re swishin’ like a fey …


WILLSON  (to Luke)

‘Mo!”


BOBBY

We only mean that you’d look divine in our op’nin’

‘Cause our op’nin’s so gay!


WILLSON

OK!


BOBBY

So gay!


LUKE

OK!


BOBBY

So gay!


TYLER

GAY-ILEO!


BOBBY

GAY-ILEO!


WILLSON

GAY-ILEO!


TYLER

OH!


WILLSON

OH!


LUKE

OH!


ALL

We opened with a wink and a welcome.

We hope that our op’ning

Has brought you a bang and a smile!


TYLER

This filler now has grown too long.


BOBBY

We’re cutting it off and we’re ending this song.


ALL

So put your head back, girlfriend,

stay a while.


TYLER

We’ll crack some jokes.


WILLSON

And poke some cracks.


LUKE

Just take a deep breath and try to relax.


ALL

For our…  OUR OPENING!!



copyright: Miloscia Music


Music by Kenneth Kacmar

from “Boys WIll Be Boys”

Our Opening

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Performed by

Tyler Marcum (Bobby),

Josh Franklin (Luke),

Brandon Tindle (Willson),

Nick Dothée (Tyler)


Accompaniment by

Wendy Bobbitt Cavett

All Lyrics by Joe Miloscia

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